From the anonymously cathartic website www.fmylife.com:
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
I agree, your life is f***ed: 88,535 votes
You deserved that one: 9,624 votes
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Hello reader:
This blog assumes deep familiarity with the Twilight canon--you know, the pop culture behemoth and unstoppable juggernaut that is the Twilight saga. But that's not all. We assume you are actually self-aware. Maybe your brain hurts from all the "Edward + Bella tru love 4-eva!!" and "Omg Cullen boyz!!!" commentary on other blogs/forums. Or maybe you cringe inside at S.Meyer's preposterously cliched writing, yet you ate up all those brick-sized books like so many hotcakes.
In short, this is Twilight commentary for smart people.
As Edward would say--we hope you can keep up!
In short, this is Twilight commentary for smart people.
As Edward would say--we hope you can keep up!
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- butt chin?
- weird, but hot
- who the hell is this?
- what I won!!
- hot topic is cool again!!!
- comparison to Buffy
- tween fight
- why Twilight, and why Edward
- did U see this??
- mother knows best: my mom reacts to Twilight
- hot topic! (not): DVD release party details
- midnight release party checklist, and results
- DVD release party tonight!!
- retarded fan-art, take 3
- retarded fan-art, take 2
- bite me Carlisle!
- what Rosalie should have looked like
- hot!
- retarded fan-art, take 1
- starve a mosquito...or a carnivorous vampire!
- the only bad picture Rpatz has ever taken
- funny fan-art, take 1
- take a look: New Moon poster
- she eats?
- Little, Brown
- F my life
- if it were
- OCD
- cig party!!!!!!!
- Twilight cast is boon to Philip Morris!
- the Vampire of the Mall
- funny review of Twilight book
- fan bases, sexuality, and fangirls
- did U go to the midnight showing?
- I wish Ben Barnes were playing Aro!
- has there ever been this much fan clout?
- cult of domesticity?
- is K-stew alienating fans?
- can Rpatz sing?
- can K-stew sing?
- is Bella setting feminism back 50 years?
- if Alice can see the future...
- appropriateness of "I Caught Myself"?
- was Rosalie hot enough?
- now that you've read the books and seen the 1st mo...
- now listen to these songs!
- now watch this movie!!!
- read all these books!!
- why do U love Twilight??
- how I got sucked into this supermassive black hole
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