Two things.
One.
This scene doesn't make sense, and is completely retarded and awkward. Vampire saliva is venom!!! That's why Edward and Bella can't ever use tongue when they kiss! Catherine Hardwicke, can't you read??? Did you actually read Twilight??
Two.
So, we've established Edward and Bella DO NOT USE TONGUE because they cannot swap spit. In light of this fact, I don't think their intensity of physical attraction/chemistry is justified; it's not realistic for two people to get super horny or super into each other if they aren't allowed to use tongue when they kiss. It doesn't qualify as a legit make-out sesh if there's no tongue. It's just too half-assed.
Thoughts?
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This blog assumes deep familiarity with the Twilight canon--you know, the pop culture behemoth and unstoppable juggernaut that is the Twilight saga. But that's not all. We assume you are actually self-aware. Maybe your brain hurts from all the "Edward + Bella tru love 4-eva!!" and "Omg Cullen boyz!!!" commentary on other blogs/forums. Or maybe you cringe inside at S.Meyer's preposterously cliched writing, yet you ate up all those brick-sized books like so many hotcakes.
In short, this is Twilight commentary for smart people.
As Edward would say--we hope you can keep up!
In short, this is Twilight commentary for smart people.
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